After Lil B The BasedGod Blessed The Knicks On Twitter, Maybe They Will Sign Kevin Durant AND Derrick Rose Will Stay Healthy
Helllllll yes. I will take any win I can get as a Knicks fan. And don’t give me any of that “Do you believe in the BasedGod curse?” mumbo jumbo. Of course I do. I saw James Harden go toe-to-toe with Lil B and go from an MVP candidate to a Kardashian boyfriend. I saw the Thunder on the verge of disposing the 73-9 Warriors in six games until the Splash Brothers started raining threes like locusts from the Old Testament. My entire life as a Knicks fan has proven one thing: That the basketball gods are real and they hate the Knicks. Who am I to turn down the blessing of a guy with a proven track record of wins in the cursing game? I don’t care that he’s wearing a blouse and a wild hat on TV. You just don’t turn down blessings from people just like you don’t ask for someone to curse you. That’s just common sense for anyone that’s read a bible or watched a Stephen King movie.
And while Gilbert Arenas’ Instagram rant and the BasedGod’s blessing is a weird way for Knicks fans to get their hopes up this year, you have to respect the originality of the basketball gods to tug at our heart strings yet again. Regardless, due to all this I don’t think we can give the Derrick Rose trade a grade lower than A+ and we can probably start adding customized Kevin Durant Knicks jerseys to our carts in the NBA store. And I’m not sure if the BasedGod’s curse of Durant carries over to the Knicks or not. I really need to get a curse guy.
In related news, does the BasedGod have any powers to heal a player from Zika?