Rate Team USA's Olympic Hockey Sweaters

I have bad news. I don’t think I like these. They’re just…weird. Like if you’re making a jersey I feel like you should either go plain and simple, old school classic or just say fuck it and bedazzle the shit out of it. Talking eagles and flags and guns everywhere. This just seems like it’s caught between the two. The shoulders are weird. Those stars should be white or not there. I don’t know, I just don’t like it. Look like a chick’s jersey. Am I wrong? Maybe I need to MS Paint the fuck out of this and submit it to team USA before it’s too late.

0 for hate them, 10 for they’re fire.