How About The Mets Sending Terry Collins To See A Doctor Named "Brian-Fred?"

 

First of all shout out to Terry Collins. Hope you’re alright, man. Really dont think youre a good manager but hope you’re OK.

Secondly, in a long, long LONG list of Mets Medical Screw Ups, sending TC to a doctor with the first name fucking Brian-Fred might take the cake. I mean I wouldnt be surprised if Terry kicks the bucket in the next couple days. Honey, take a picture! Brian-Fred cleared me AHHHH I’M DEAD. If I walk into a doctor’s office and I see the name Brian-Fred I am getting a second opinion immediately. I aint trusting BF Fitzsimmons for a single second. I mean you’re already TERRIFIED of Ray Ramirez getting his malpractice mittens all over you, and then you see that Brian-Fred is the medical professional thats supposed to help you? Absolutely not. The Ray Ramitez/Mets Medical staff is the worst in the game:

 

And this doesnt even include the Jose Reyes “teach you how to run different,” the Carlos Beltran oblique “day to day for 60 fucking days” injuries, the Ryan Church “g’head and fly on that airplane with your concussion!” and the Ike Davis boot when he had an injury that was made infinitely worse by wearing a boot. But still despite it all. Brian-Fred is the most reckless of all.

Thirdly, its official – the Mets are going to actual kill someone soon enough. Sandy diagnosed with cancer. Terry making trips to the hospital. David Wright’s spine completely deteriorated. Its like this franchise is actually sucking the soul out of these people. Its probably why Cuddyer retired. Probably saw the writing was on the wall and realized he was within arms reach of Death’s grip and said “Fuck this, I’m out.” Dont be surprised when Im in a coffin soon enough. Cause of death – Mets. Wilpon Syndrome.