Is It Possible For Me To Unbreak The James Shields Trade?

By my count there are about 80 more starts in the James Shields Era on the South Side.  This team organization is such a train wreck it makes me wanna puke

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UPDATE: The Sox Jack of all Trades 4th outfielder JB Shuck is warming up to come in and pitch.  This is an absolute embarrassment