This Chick Got So Mad At A 7-Year-Old Kid For Splashing Her With Water That She Poured Vodka In His Eyes
JUNE 8–A hotel guest swigging from a liquor bottle while at the pool of an oceanfront Florida resort allegedly poured vodka “directly into the eyes and face” of a seven-year-old boy who splashed water near her, according to police. As detailed in arrest affidavits, Roseanna Marie Kiser, a 33-year-old North Carolina resident, was at the Sheraton Sand Key Resort in Clearwater Monday evening when she tangled with the underage victim. Kiser, police allege, was intoxicated and “drinking from a vodka bottle” while several young children “were also swimming and playing” in the pool (seen below). Kiser reportedly became angry at the seven-year-old boy “because he was splashing water near her.” So, cops charge, she “opened her bottle of vodka and poured some of its liquid contents directly into the eyes and face” of the child. Kiser then allegedly grabbed the boy by the chest and pushed him “further away from her into the water in the pool.”
#IStandWithVodkaMom
The kid deserved. You know it and I know it. There’s nothing worse than getting splashed with water when you don’t wanna get splashed with water. It fucking sucks and will make you do something drastic like this lady did. Getting splashed with water when you don’t want to be splashed with water is oddly a lot like getting tickled. Remember when you were a kid and someone would start tickling you? It’d start out harmless and fun until it wasn’t harmless and fun anymore. It passes harmless and fun and IMMEDIATELY transforms into “Alright well now I can’t fucking breathe and I am having zero fun and I might murder you once this is over” territory. It happens so quickly. Same thing with splashing water. A little splashing is fine. It cools you off and overall feels pretty good. But if a person does it for too long and you say stop and they don’t stop? All you wanna do is murder that person. So yeah, that kid had it coming. Splash a person who doesn’t wanna be splashed and you might get vodka poured in your eyes. Them is the rules.
#IStandWithVodkaMom
h/t tim