Guy Catches Two People Fucking In A Parking Lot On His Dash Cam

That’s the the risk you run when you decide to drop your pants and and fuck a girl in a parking lot. There’s a chance you’re gonna get scoped by a dash cam. It’s the same point I made about the guy who fucked a drain pipe a couple weeks ago (real sentence regarding a real thing that happened). In 2016 you just have to assume your every move is being watched/caught on film/tweeted/streamed on Facebook Live. That needs to factored into every decision you make going forward in your life. You have to think, “How does this look if I’m caught on video and people see it?” That used to be reserved mostly for celebrities. Every move they made was documented. Any slip up or racist rant or homophobic rant or parking lot sex was gonna be documented. Now that has shifted to the entire world population thanks to smartphones and social media. So those two lovebirds did the math in their heads and decided fucking in a parking lot was worth the chance of getting spotted. They lost. Or won. Not sure which.

Do you turn the car around if you see two people fucking in a parking lot? Think you have to. Almost thought that guy wasn’t gonna turn around. You gotta at least go back and sneak another peek.

Shout out to Jimmy McNulty the GOAT