This Tricked Out Maury Car With 3 TV's And A Chandelier Is A STEAL For $5K

Craigslist – 2005 Chevy Impala for sale $5000 OBO. This car only has 88,000 miles on it. Airbag ride suspension that is controlled by a 10 switch box. If you like low riders this car will be perfect for you. 3 tvs, custom chandelier, and all new speakers all around. Back seat was taking out and was replaced with a custom box that can hold 2 18”’s subwoofers. For more details please call me directly. I am willing to negotiate with any offer that is put on the table.

Let’s not split any hairs here, $5K is a decent damn price for this child support on wheels. And that’s assuming it runs, which is a huge assumption. Bluebook may decrease the value due to the mural on the outside and guaranteed Philly Blunt burns on the inside, but whatever. This fucker sports 2 more TV’s and 1 more chandelier than in my entire house. I don’t care if the CarFax says there’s still enough live seed in there to impregnate on any drive over a mile, a good value is a good value. Any he’s willing to negotiate to any offer? Perfect. We can start with trading the shit Saab straight up. I’d rather be in my lowrider, going full pimpquest while watching 3 separate games than dealing with this shit. Between the steering wheel falling off at will and the inside becoming legitimately Antarctica during the winter I’d cruise around in that Maury mobile.

h/t Brian