Ashland Woman Arrested For Throwing A Sign Off Little Girl's Face Over Pizza Dispute

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Boston - An Ashland woman was arrested Wednesday after police say she hit a young girl with a metal sign when she became upset over having to pay more than expected on a pizza deal. Police said Iesha Davis called in a pizza order Wednesday to Framingham Sub Shop & Pizza restaurant on Concord Street. When Davis arrived to pick up her pizza, police said she insisted chicken be added to her order. Police say Davis became angry when the employee informed her the added chicken was not included in the advertised $17.99 deal and would cost extra. The employee told police Davis began screaming and swearing in front of several children in the shop, and was asked to stop because she was scaring them. In response, police said Davis then threw a sign showing the advertised deal, hitting the employee’s 11-year-old daughter in the face.

First of all anybody who gets chicken on their pizza is an uncivilized savage. In fact restaurants shouldn’t even be allowed to serve buffalo chicken pizza. So right off the bat we know we’re dealing with a bunch of crazies to begin with.

Having said that I need to know what the deal said. Was it get a large pizza with 2 free toppings? Because in that case the lady would have a legitimate gripe. Or was it just get 1 large cheese pizza, a 2 liter and a salad? Then she has no case. To me this isn’t about whether she should have thrown the metal sign off the girls face. That’s semantics. It’s whether the chicken should have been part of the deal or not and only knowing what the deal actually was can answer that. And by the way if chicken was excluded in the fine print I’m on the lady’s side as well. I don’t believe in fine print. Fine print is for cowards.