Mickelson Plunks A Volunteer In The Head With His Drive, Tells The Kid He Wishes He Had A Softer Dome

Don’t you do it, Phil. Don’t you make me start liking you a lot. Cause I will. I’ve always sorta faux hated him because I’m such a Tiger ball washer but it was never all that genuine. He’s just so Aw Shucks and goofy. Or at least that’s what I thought. For some reason Phil joking around with that volunteer after he just hit him in the head reminded me of a mafia don. Just a couple weeks ago headlines were splashed all over the internet about Phil being in trouble for insider trading. Now he’s cracking jokes like it’s nothing. Showing no signs of stress or pressure from the looming punishment. That’s gangsta. He’s like Tony Soprano. Good family man when he needs to be but he’ll shoot you in the fucking face with a shotgun if the situation calls for it.

On second thought, Phil is still just a goofy Dad. He’s no mafia don. Just look at the sad face in the O of Sorry. That’s classic Dad stuff

PS- For real though, is that guy’s head made out of concrete or what? The ball flew all the way to the first cut of rough on the other side of the fair way. He’s got a head like Cousin Eddie.