So Does Kyle Singler Not Own A Single Mirror In His House?

Nothing says “we got our ass kicked” quite like letting Kyle Singler come into a game with his weird ass emo haircut. My question is this though. Does Kyle Singler think this haircut actually works? Or is this another case of a Duke guy changing up his look in the NBA to make everyone forget that he went to Duke. I swear the white Duke players do it on purpose. They either grow a beard, get tats, or do something stupid with their hair. You see them and think oh, who’s this new Euro guy my team got? Then you hear the name and you realize it’s some guy you hated for 4 years at Duke. It’s genius. This guy is so Duke it make me want to punch my computer.

Whoa, who’s the new Serbian slasher we got? He could be good if he puts on 20 pounds.

 
Fuck you Duke!

Next great Croatian big man? Could be?!?!

Fucking Plumlee.

Just kidding, still hate you.

Sums it up perfectly.