Monday Morning Metaphor...Castleton University Bro Tries To Jump A Bonfire, Forgets The Jump Part
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When you hit the wrong button on the controller:
Bonfire = Monday
You = the guy running face first into it and emerging with 11th degree burns or maybe just flat out dead.
The shrieking and screaming and crying = may not apply, if there’s nobody in your life that cares about you.
Have a good week!
h/t Braden