The Midway TSA Line That Goes On FOREVER Is Going Viral

If this guy says “guess what we’re just getting started” one more time, I’m going to lose it. We get it dude, the line goes on FOREVER. If you’ve ever flown out of Midway you know this is the deal, maybe not this absurdly long but it’s always an absolute bear. That’s the tradeoff when you choose Midway. One crazy long line that can seem like it never ends vs O’Hare’s million long lines and the possibility that your gate is 10 miles away. I used to be an exclusively O’Hare guy until I started just going to whichever airport was cheaper, but when you choose Midway you know this can happen. You’ll hit traffic on Cicero, there is no Auntie Anne’s, and the line has the ability to suck the soul out of your body and make you want to turn around and go home. But like I said, O’Hare isn’t exactly an easy stroll on Sunday afternoon either. There is nothing worse to me than people who complain about traveling. Traveling sucks. Airports suck. TSA sucks. Your flight is going to get delayed, there is nothing you can do about it. Just put your head down and deal with it as quietly as possible, that’s the only solution.

 
Oh and unrelated but I recently got TSA Pre-Check. Absolute dream. Have to prove you’re not a terrorist but once you do that, it’s the best move of all time.