HOVERBOARD FRONT FLIP!

Tough look for that kid. Tough tough look. So much on the line there. If he nails the front flip, it’s pussy central for him. Pussy falling from the rafters. Pussy coming out of his ears. So much pussy that he wouldn’t know what to do with. Girls would be like, “You know who that kid is? He’s the kid who nailed a front flip off a hoverboard. I can’t wait to have tons of sex with him.” He’d be famous. He’d be the toast of the town. Instead? Well now he’s just another viral sensation of failure who probably has a Grade 3 concussion and a bruised ego. He didn’t even come CLOSE to landing that front flip. Watching a video like that really makes you wonder how the human race got this far.