Ts And Ps To Any Laker In A Relationship If Derek Fisher Is Hired As Head Coach
Can you imagine what it’s like being a Laker after hearing this news? I mean sure, hiring Derek Fisher would probably be a complete disaster if you wanted to actually win games and chase a championship. But the biggest hit would probably be dealt to your love life if you are wifed up. If you are down with OPP, you better watch out for D(‘Angelo). If you are not down with OPP, you have to watch out for the Slippery Fish potentially sneaking into your sheets after practice. So best of luck to somebody like Swaggy P if he doesn’t get traded. Cuckolders to the left to him, pranksters to the right. And there he is, stuck in the middle with Jimmy Buss.
(Until Jeanie and The Zen Master inevitably take over)