Kelly Ripa No Showed Today's "Live With Kelly & Michael" Probably Because Her Heart Is Completely Shattered
TMZ- Kelly Ripa did not show up for her TV show Wednesday … and our ABC sources say this may just be the first in a string of absences. Our sources tell us Kelly made the decision shortly after she was informed Strahan was bailing on her show to co-host “Good Morning America.” We broke the story Kelly was told at 10:30 AM Tuesday, just as the announcement was being blasted out to the media … and she was outraged. We’re told Kelly feels disrespected and humiliated that she wasn’t given the courtesy of a heads-up. Our sources say she may not show for the foreseeable future. Michael walked onstage Wednesday with Ana Gasteyer, and he made light of the move. The ‘Live’ staff is furious at Disney and CEO Bob Iger’s decision to keep them in the dark.
Poor, poor Kelly Ripa. They say once you go black, you never go back. Well once you go black, electric personality, one of the most beloved men in America, Super Bowl Champion and NFL Hall of Famer to an unknown future cohost, you probably just die immediately. It’s basically the Kill Bill five point palm exploding heart technique for celebrities. Trust me, as a Giants fan losing Strahan was a bummer to the whole fan base, and that was after the biggest win that the franchise will ever have. And that was also before Stray turned his charm on a hundred, thousand, trillion in an effort to apparently completely haunt Tiki Barber’s life. A sexy little minx like Kelly Ripa isn’t used to getting dumped out of the blue. In fact, if you told me that Kelly has gone full JoePa and died at the mere thought of Live With Kelly & Michael being done, I would believe you.
Now the question is which man will be able to fill Strahan’s size 1 million shoes when it comes to personality and charm in order to bring Kelly back from the dead?
Winner, winner, chicken francese from Manny’s dinner. #KellyZaun