The Annual "How The Hell Is This Recruit 18 Years Old?" Award

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One of my favorite parts of recruiting season. The 17-18 year olds who look like they’re expecting their 3rd child any day now and seem kind of worn down from working the 6 AM shift of their second job to afford their mortgage. I mean I just don’t know how kids look like this these days. I don’t even think I grew armpit hair yet at 17.

And I KNEW I recognized that name from the UGA BB gun story earlier. Julian Rochester, the oldest looking junior high football player of all time!

35.  35 years old and not a day under.  Sorry to blow up your spot Julian but you’re either A) one of those imposters posing as a high school kid to play sports again or B) had a HELL of a time passing the 3rd grade.   Like, 10 years in the 3rd grade.   Only explanation for being a middle-aged high school student who looks like he has two 18 year old kids at home.

h/t Kaleb