Milo The Cat Getting Stuck In A Lampshade Is The Most Intense Internet Video In A While

Horror movie shit right here. White girls and dead cats. Thats what makes you wake up in cold sweats. Thats what Wes Craven lived off of. This is high theater and the most tension I’ve felt on the internet in a while. Palms sweating, edge of my seat. Ready to pull the blanket up over my eyes but at the same time I need to see what happened to Milo. Those three little girls ran a clinic on what NOT to do if your cat gets stuck in a lampshade. Violently thrashing it around and then throwing the lamp to the ground does not seem like the best way to help your struggling cat. But what do I know, I’m a dog person.

Apparently the cat survived and is fine:

Alive and well, eh Braxton?

That is the deadest cat I’ve ever seen! That thing has rigor mortis setting in. If you asked me to bet money I’d have to say that cat is absolutely deceased. Dead as shit. But apparently even more proof that its alive:

 

And all these cat people keep saying Milo is “Alive and well” when it looks a lot more like “alive and ready to exact revenge upon the humans that let him flounder inside a lampshade and almost die.” Its all in the eyes.

If all this happened to a dog we’d probably be flying flags at half staff but its just a dickhead cat so it ended up becoming some of the most riveting internet theater I’ve seen in a long long time. Thank you Milo. Thank you terrified white girls. That was fantastic.

PS – That girl who was chuckling in the beginning is for sure a dog person. And that third is my kind of girl. “That cat is dead and I am NOT getting involved in that.” Chick was probably on her cell phone with her mom 2 seconds later “Mom, come pick me up. Theres a dead cat here.”