Pray For Miranda Lambert

OH NO!  STOP THE DAMN MATCH!

Seriously that’s Miranda Lambert’s new boyfriend?  That’s who replaced Blake Sheldon?   YIKES!  That is one of the biggest downgrades in the history of downgrades.   I mean Blake Sheldon is a funny, handsome megastar.  He makes me laugh and if I was a chick I’d be glad to date him. This new guy is like if Black Sheldon got dropped in a vat of gayball acid and sauntered his way out.   I don’t know who I feel worse for.  Miranda Lambert or the guy.   Like Miranda has to know she downgraded from a Mercedes to a yugo.  And the guy has to know he’s a Yugo and everybody on the planet is making the same joke I am right now.  Duel suicide pills are on the table.