An Escalator Went Buck Wild And Sent People Flying At The Flyers Game

You know what? I think we can all agree to sacrifice a couple good souls on a turbo escalator to the Hockey God’s to keep this Flyers mojo going. And whoever that was hopping the railing to escape injury needs to re-evaluate his thinking. In that situation you gotta go down and get stomped for the good of the bank account. I’m talking a complete emasculating fetal position. I’ll take a bruised spleen and ego in exchange for some straight cash homie. Eddie Snyder’s got some deep pockets.

Apparently they wouldn’t even let people walk on the escalator after it completed its ham. This seems relevant. RIP.