58-Year-Old Jon Lovitz Pulling Hot 27-Year-Old Jessica Lowndes From '90210' Is The Most Outrageous Pairing Imaginable

Uproxx – Jessica Lowndes is a 27-year-old actress and singer-songwriter from Vancouver, perhaps best known for her role as Adrianna Tate-Duncan on the CW’s 90210 reboot. Jon Lovitz, as we all know, is a 58-year-old comedian best known for his work on Saturday Night Live as well as his beloved animated series The Critic. On paper these two people seem to have very, very little in common. But somehow, not only are Lowndes and Lovitz supposedly in a relationship, but are also engaged, according to recent social-media posts by the newly minted couple.

Over the weekend, Lowndes posted on Instagram and Snapchat that there was a “new man in her life,” insinuating an older gentleman.

Of course it’s not surprising news that some young chick in LA would date an older guy who has a lot of money given how that’s as classic of a tradition out there as blow, lying about your age, and sucking off a casting director to get a Snackwell’s commercial. But some of these Instagrams and Snapchats from Jessica Lowndes and Jon Lovitz are just SO over the top that it’s creeping me out. Shit like that liver spotted old man hand on her supple thigh picture above or these:

I mean what? That’s SO aggressive for any relationship, let alone one in which there’s a 30 year difference in age and about a 9 point difference in attractiveness. The philosopher Aaliyah once said “Age ain’t nothing but a number” but that was about banging (and probably getting peed on by) a fit youthful dude in R. Kelly, not being a TV star in your prime banging the dude whose biggest claim to fame in the last 20 years is being the voice of the red M&M in commercials. Girls love saying things like “I’m an old soul” to somehow justify it but banging Jon Lovitz goes well beyond that. Like I cannot wrap my head around how this girl not only willing allows that mangy old lion to mount her nightly but also brags about it all over social media as if it’s somehow showing all the “haters” what’s up, it’s like seeing someone write out “2+2=789″ and just having to accept it at face value. I guess more power to her and especially more power to Jon Lovitz for pulling this off but maybe next time just send your dad an eCard spelling out all the issues he left you with instead?

PS sick burn Lovitz