I'm Gonna See The Shit Outta This Jonah Hill Movie About Gun Runners

IN. ALL IN. I don’t know much but I know I love movie trailers that include fist pumping music, guns, fast cars, women and fat Jonah Hill. Fat Jonah Hill is the best Jonah Hill. I would buy my ticket right now if I could. What’s the premiss of the movie? What’s the point of the movie? I’m not really sure and I don’t totally care. I think it’s basically a Hangover version of that Nicholas Cage movie, Lord of War*? SOLD! I’m all in on a buddy comedy movie about two young dudes running guns. Gun fights, fast cars and a couple jokes about fucking people’s moms and I’m all set. By the way, the people who make movie trailers could easily take over the world if they wanted to. Just think if they set their powers on making propaganda films. They could make me believe anything.

*One time I got really really high and watched Lord of War. Why? I have no clue. It was a big mistake. Movie fucked with my head in a big way. I do not recommend it.