Happy Birthday To The 54th Most Famous Person Born On March 22nd, Dave Portnoy

Talk about a star-studded holiday! Just wanted to be the first to get in and wish the boss man, the guy who gave everyone on planet earth a life, the happiest of birthdays. Sure, he’s not @xyoungandbroke, a “certified geek, Disney freak,” with 193 followers and he’s not quite as worthy of that immediate bday shoutout as @cheskino, an 11 year old singer, dancer and actor with 739 followers. But he’s Dave Portnoy and he’s got a famous birthday. Even if he had to call Famous Birthdays and wish them a happy birthday because “Oops, I thought we had the same birthday,” still counts.