I Am Giddy About Anonymous Going To War With Donald Trump
Engadget- Donald Trump is in the sights of hacktivist collective Anonymous again. On March 4 the group, posted a video declaring “total war” on the presidential candidate. It hopes to not only bring down many of Trump’s sites, but also halt his presidential bid by uncovering and exposing embarrassing information. “We need you to shut down his campaign and sabotage his brand,” said a Guy Fawkes-masked individual in the video. Trump has been targeted because according to the masked activist, “your inconsistent and hateful campaign has not only shocked the United States America, you have shocked the entire planet with your appalling actions and ideas.”
Using the #OpTrump hashtag, the collective is asking for help to bring down TrumpChicago.com on April 1. It also plans to target personal and business sites like donaldjtrump.com, trump.com, trumphotelcollection.com and the candidate’s online presidential destinations including donaldtrump2016online.com and citizensfortrump.com. The collective has already posted unverified personal information about Trump and staff, including his social security number.
This could be a doozy. First of all, when someone talks to you with the computer voice like the guy in that Anonymous video, it’s scary. Even Manzo’s crew in the Barstool Shorts cartoons scared the shit out of me. Just something terrifying about the lack of life in those voices. Plus it sometimes reminds me of the people in the smoking commercials that have a hole in their neck and talk through a voice box. Nightmarish shit. Sure their attacks against villains like ISIS and Barstool Sports fizzled out quickly. But this fight will be against a man that could become the President of the United States. Anonymous has to bring out the Neos and Morpheuses for this one, right?
Now if you know anything about hackers (AKA watched the first season of Mr. Robot) basically nothing is off limits. Apparently all these hackers need to do is hack Trump’s Facebook or something and everything will probably be at their disposal. And I cannot wait to see what kind of skeletons are in Trump’s closet. Because anything and everything is on the table. It would be like The Fappening for crazy shit that a egocentric billionaire can do. If you told me that Trump bought the only unicorn on earth on the black market and rides it in a secret underground lair, I would believe you. If you told me that Trump is a robot that is fueled by the screams of little kids like in Monsters Inc, I would believe you. True Tyson Zone potential here. The headlines and stories that could come out of this are a blogger’s dream. Kind of like thousands of athletes going to Rio this summer to compete and fuck in Brazil. Trump has definitely lost the eye of the tiger the last few weeks after bodying pushovers like Jeb Bush and Ted Cruz for months. A two-front war against Anonymous and Hillary Clinton should give us a feisty Donald.
That being said, I am terrified of what will happen if Trump feels like he is trapped in a corner and has to bring up Monica Lewinsky in a debate. Because all bets are off on what will happen if/when a cigar or stained blue dress joke pops up on a stage in front of million of TV viewers around the world.