This Is The Face Of A Rugby Player Who Is Getting His Dick Literally Ripped Off His Body

Australia – Rugby league player Haydn Peacock suffered a truly gruesome injury to his penis while playing for French side AS Carcassonne last month. You might argue that any serious injury to that area is inevitably gruesome – and you’d be right – but the Australian required 11 eye-watering stitches to repair the damage. Remarkably, the 23-year-old second row continued playing until half-time after the unfortunate tackle…to his tackle. ‘At half-time I was like, I’ve got to have a look, I checked on it and the skin was half ripped off and I was like, s***, where’s the doctor? Where’s the doctor?’ Peacock told journalist Guy Williams. ‘The opposition player made a tackle by reaching out and grabbing my d***, he got a hold of my d*** with one hand and pulled me down.

More like Tugby…amiiright?

Oh the humanity. Hold the Fosters, HE STILL FINISHED THE HALF???!!! There’s a fine line between manliness and lunacy, and Haydn Peacock went Ludicrous Speed well over that mark by staying in the game. When your dick is literally hanging by a thread, that’s when it’s OK to call it quits for the time being. But that’s what separates rugby players from the normal members of society. There’s nothing these animals won’t play through that couldn’t be fixed with a couple of pints after the match. Granted, I’d much rather take all the CTE in the world than get my dick ripped clear off my body. But I guess some lunatics like to go for the kill below the belt on the pitch. Or just grab another man’s junk like a simple handshake, like we saw last year. To each their own?

What the hell was that? And no reaction, either? This isn’t your generic, congratulatory ass slap. That was a honk and a half. The frank and beans should not be touched in an athletic situation between men unless it is for ball tapping purposes only. And to have such a Laissez-faire attitude about it makes me fearful of what really goes down in those scrums, as we can see from Hayden losing his junk. Nope. I’d much rather get a punch in the face by one of these lunatics look me in the eye and grab thy junk.

On second thought, I’d almost take the honking over my face getting shattered.