The Milwaukee Brewers' Dog Mascot Probably Died So They Tried To Get A New One And Played It Off

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This has been a conspiracy theory raging on Twitter since the start of Spring Training and today everything has finally come to a head, with the Brewers announcing that they’ve scheduled a press conference

Now, is it completely ridiculous that a professional baseball team has to hold a presser to address a Twitter rumor over a dog? Yes. But guess what? It’s more ridiculous that they lied to us for this long. Hank was a beloved internet dog and they wanna just get a dog that kinda looks like him, and play it off that he’s the same, as if we’re children? I think not! We demand answers. First there were the Black Sox, then there was the steroid era, now we’re in the midst of a whole new controversy: Hank the dead dog, and I’m sick of the lies. Is Hank at a farm upstate? Is he in puppy heaven? What the fuck did you do to Hank, Milwaukee? Tell the truth. Tell me what happened to the beautiful bundle of joy.