Rovell Wants To Live In A House With Me Because I'm One Of His "Biggest Haters"

I’m fine with this, if Rovell wants to live in a house with me, cool, sort of weird that he just woke up this morning and decided this was the day he’d call me out, guess that means I’m in his head, that Darren Rovell is thinking about me more than I’m thinking about him. My only request though is that we have a basketball court in the backyard so we can play 1 on 1 24/7/365.

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All honesty, I think my price is $10,000 a month. If you paid me $10,000 a month I’d live in Rovell’s house with his wife and child’s twitter account that Rovell uses to retweet himself.

That and anchovy pizza, don’t forget the anchovy pizza.