Hey Henry Rodriguez, I Have A Feeling You're Going To Fit In Just Fine Here

Traded  to the Cubs last week. First two pitches for the Cubs on Monday against our rival, beans an ump and drills a player. Henry Rodriguez, I have a feeling you’re going to do just fine with us bro. Welcome to the team. Glad to have you.

Honestly, not even joking, I’ve seen enough, Marmol you’re fucking out, Henry Rodriguez, you’re fucking in.