Philly Area High School Hockey Game Turns Into Heated Match Of Duck Duck Goose
There are very few places in the world where you’ll find a larger gathering of shit heads than you do at a high school hockey game. And this past weekend at a Perkiomen Valley hockey game at Center Ice in Oaks, the shit heads were out in full force. So much so that the cops had to come in to remove some of the shit heads for throwing coins out onto the ice which led to a little delay in the game. Instead of just sitting around and losing the competitive edge, however, the two teams decided to settle things the old fashion way. With a quick game of Duck Duck Goose.
Now I know what you’re probably thinking right now. Why pick somebody on your own team? Why not try to demoralize your opponent instead? Well it’s simple, really. Because that’s where you gain the mental advantage in the game. Gotta make the other team know that they’re a bunch of losers and that you don’t really want to play with them. They’re like the weird kid in your neighborhood that your mom always made you include when you and your boys went out to play wiffle ball or some shit. So the other team is just sitting there at center ice wondering when they’re finally going to get a turn. Their self-esteem starts plummeting when they realize that they’re not cool enough to actually play and their legs are also getting cold just sitting there. So by the time the game finally starts back up again, they aren’t prepared to keep going both physically and emotionally.
The game ended in a 5-5 tie. Kinda lame.
(Minutemen and Colonials can both suck it)