Don't Ever Try To Rob A Pharmacy When A Trained Meatstick Is Talking To His GF Behind The Counter

BRADENTON, Fla. (WFLA) — A man who allegedly tried to rob a Walgreen’s pharmacy on Valentine’s Day may be regretting his actions. He was punched out by a quick-thinking customer and has a gnarly mug shot to show for it. A surveillance camera recorded the dramatic chain of events at the Walgreens located at 5896 Cortez Road in Bradenton. Investigators with the Bradenton Police Department say Anthony Nemeth was wearing a hoodie and had a towel covering his face when he walked into the Walgreen’s pharmacy at 12:24 p.m. on Sunday. He jumped on the counter and told the pharmacist that he had a gun and demanded that the pharmacist give him all of the Oxycodone pills in the store. At the same time, David West happened to be on the other side of the counter visiting his girlfriend who worked at the pharmacy.

What a gentleman. The situation couldn’t have been laid out any more perfect for him to impress the woman and be swimming in grateful punani for the rest of the “Holiday”. I wish I could pulverize a drug addict to protect my imaginary girlfriend on Valentine’s Day. And I agree with everything this young meat says except for he “Didn’t intend to be malicious”. Horseshit. When you describe yourself as a trained fighter to the press, the fight doesn’t come looking for you. The head is always on a swivel to jump into action and go apeshit. This meatstick was SALIVATING the second he saw the strung out, 110 lb prey hop up on that counter. Props for attempting to sound all high and mighty, but he knew what he was doing. A simple headlock probably would’ve sufficed instead of instantly getting into the UFC stance and Connor McGregor’ing the junkie to the infirmary.

How thrilled was David West to go from being a middle reliever on the 93′ Phils (stretch reference, I am aware) to getting the dramatic “Hero” nameplate on the local news? Almost as happy as the cornbread anchor after he dropped that “Well he’s going to need some pain medication now after that beatdown.” The dude was just aching to launch that slow pitch softball of a story out of the Dad joke park.