Miss Illinois Vs. Miss Massachusetts From Last Night's Miss America Competition, Who Ya Got?

So last night was Miss America, and naturally they promoted the Miss Illinois vs Miss Massachusetts, Blackhawks vs Bruins angle. Ultimately neither chick won, Miss Illinois finished higher for the record, so because we didn’t have a declared winner I thought who better to choose then the greatest panel of judges ever created, Stoolies. So lets put it to a vote.

Miss Massachusetts – Sarah Kidd

Miss Illinois – Stacie Juris

Bonus, Stacie was arrested at the Orland Park mall for shoplifting back in 2011, which means two things. 1) Hot mugshot and 2) She’s down to do some hood rat shit. Extra points need to be added

So there it is. Vote 1 for Massachusetts and 10 for Illinois.

PS

I thought nothing could get worse than Miss Pennsylvania being 50 years old and having a hobby of “making green smoothies”, total shithhead move, right up until I saw…

Miss West Virginia. Cats and the environment. Kill me now.

Also Miss Utah, she showed up…