This Fat Kid Rolling Around On A Hoverboard On His Knees Is A P.I.M.P.

 

I don’t know what you heard about me
But a bitch can’t get a dollar out of me
No Cadillac, no perms, you can’t see
That I’m a motherfucking P-I-M-P

 

That right there is Michelle Obama’s worst nightmare. WALL-E come to life.  All the work she’s done to combat child obesity and then that mack daddy comes rolling through on his hoverboard on his knees rocking a badass sweatshirt and ruins it all. All of that work for nothing. You think he does 60 minutes of exercise a day? I fucking doubt it. He can’t even be bothered to walk. Hell, he can’t even be bothered to stand up. I’m with him. Standing and walking is for the birds. Especially as a kid. He’ll lose that baby weight some day. Once puberty hits that weight weill melt right off of him.  I can’t help but love that outfit too.  There’s something elegant about it. Timeless.  Even classic. I can’t put my finger on it but it has a certain raw sex appeal that women love. Play on playa.

 

 

Sup ladies

 

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