The All-Name Team For 2016's #NationalSigningDay Is Easily The Best One Yet
Almost forgot. Wouldn’t be a #NationalSigningDay without wrapping it up with the all-name team. Here’s my top 10:
10) OL Brodarious Hamm
9) LB Jango Glackin
8) QB Messiah deWeaver
7) DE Pookie Maka
6) DE Isaiahh Loudermilk
5) S Qwuantrezz Knight
4) WR Ralphlauren McCauley
No wait.
3) WR Infinite Tucker
2) DB DiCaprio Bootle
1) RB Lil’Jordan Humphrey
UPDATE: Huge oversight.
Probably 2 or 3) WR Eddie McDoom, Michigan
Amazing. Shoutout to all the parents out there who say fuck tradition and societal norms and keep this feature going every year. You the real MVPs. Sincerely, Lil’Keith.