These Twin Girls On Tinder Must Have The Most Competitive Inbox Of All Time
Listen it goes without saying that this is an absolute dream scenario and it also goes without saying that their father probably needs to be held as you whisper “You tried your best” into his ear. But what I’m interested in is what this girl’s inbox must look like. They’re both insanely attractive on their own, 18, blonde, hitting all the check boxes. Then you throw in the option of the twin threesome only seen in the rarest of pornography and it might be the most appealing situation on the whole app. And getting the match? My god the pressure of that first message. If this is real, bless their hearts (and feel free to find me on Twitter too). And if it’s fake, I want the findings from this Hunger Games-esque social experiment.
And we’re off with another Tinder blog! If you needed a reminder why this is the best dating app-based blog on the Internet, look no further than me calling my shot last week about which girl would ask to be taken down first:
I’m not much of a braggart but that made me feel good inside, I have to admit. Anyway make sure to follow me on Twitter and DM me your screenshots…let’s go!
(via Tall Ted)
A little too #fitfam but out of competition time I’d be all in on all the ring emojis here even though our first names are too similar (via SOD)
This made me wonder…what percentage of Ivy League chicks would you think have fake tits? (via Smells)
The people of Chicago may be glad to know Chloe Trestman is doing well (via Gooch)
Seriously how the fuck is everyone getting celebrities and cheerleaders on Bumble and I see is chubby chicks, hipsters, and Asians? (via SLC)
#practicalbuttstuff (via S)
Probably good that CS Lewis edited that line out of The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (via RF)
Wait did the professional hockey player not smash here? Bad job Eberle, shots on goal don’t count in boning big titted 19-year-olds (via NC)
Kinda have to respect it but still not swipe right (via MMC)
This has to be the most completely Tinder inappropriate photo I’ve seen in almost a year of doing this blog (via MG)
…but this one isn’t too far off (via JG)
OF FUCKING COURSE I want to read her erotic poetry, are you kidding me? (via MG)
Pretty close to the platonic ideal of what a 47-year-old woman would put on Tinder (via MC)
This week’s reminder a hot tranny can have a savvy business model(via MAB)
Relationships are built around mutual enjoyment of hobbies (via MA)
I bet Alyssa is really fun on dates and I say that with no sarcasm, just a hunch (via M)
Those infants and toddlers are going to learn some real life lessons (via KB)
Hopefully her dad isn’t too crushed over the St. Louis move (via JZ)
You know what? She knows who she is and what she likes and please light it on fire (via JH)
All I want in life is to ask about that Snapchat name (via JC)
Some are just born UMD girls (via J)
Call it a hunch but I bet this is in the south (via Ivan)
Oh Gabby Gabby Gabby, I’m disappointed but would still watch and masturbate to it on Spankbang later (via Guarddog)
This is literally the dream situation laid right up there for some lucky Bama idiot #rolltide (via GG)
The guys she’s matched with must be like The Expendables of creepy looking guys with feeder fetishes (via EP)
Kanye didn’t make tight pants cool for this (via Dragon)
Courtney is not fucking around in any aspect of life, gotta love it (via DCM)
