Barry Obama Flashing The Biceps On Twitter!

“Republicans think I’m coming for their guns? Well I’m a card-carrying member of the NRA. Don’t believe me? Here.”

But seriously, Barack. Mix in a curl. Can’t have our president out here looking all noodle armed while Putin gives bears Rock Bottoms and Kim Jung wrangles unicorns. Also, stop taking Michael Jackson’s skin-whitening cream, you look photoshopped.

PS – Best part of being president, hot nurses.