This Polite, Pity Parking Saver Note Pisses Me Off More Than Any Cone Or Threatening Note

This parking space was cleared out by the good folks at iDope. We recognize that saving spaces with cones or chairs is not permitted by the city. However, it took us 5 hours to clear this spot, and we would greately appreciate it if the spot was left available for our employees between the hours of 11:30-6:30 Monday to Saturday. Thank you for your consideration.

5 hours? Where you using a spoon or one of those wooden things given with frozen water ice? At least be honest. That was more like 20 min of shoveling, 4 hrs of bitching, and 40 minutes writing that diatribe. If I spent 5 hours clearing out a space I wouldn’t even move the car. It’s like Frank Costanza having the good spot on the good street in front of his house. Why go anywhere when you already have it all? And if someone did have to move the car you bet your sweet nuts I’m standing out there with a shotgun like a deranged farmer guarding his crops. Screw a sign or stool, if you want to take my space you’ll have to challenge and subsequently kill me in a duel.

Defend your honor the Philly way. Have some tough guy/gal pride and threaten to shatter windows.