So I Guess Ranch Dressing Soda Is A Real Thing

Nice thumb ring bro.

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It’s Saturday, what’s your favorite dipping sauce flavored soda.

I actually like this. People will think this is gross, and I sort of do too, but I’m a fan, simply because it means we still have it. All anyone talks about now in America is obesity this and obesity that. Banning sodas and Big Macs. Slowly turning into a granola and wheatgrass juice society. Well fuck that. If I want to drink Ranch flavored soda that’s my right. Being in shape is incredibly overrated anyway.

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Who Ya got?

I’m going 1. Bacon 2. Buffalo Wings 3. Ranch 4. Peanut Butter and Jelly