Hellooooo, Ladies: Waffle House Is Taking Reservations For Candle-Lit Valentine's Day Dinners

UPI - Restaurant chain Waffle House announced it will shed its fast-casual style for a single night to offer candlelit romantic dinners for Valentine’s Day. The Georgia-based chain said lovers with an appetite for romance are being encouraged to make Valentine’s Day reservations at dozens of the eatery’s locations to save on the high cost of a formal dinner at a fancy restaurant.

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Tired of the same ol’ shit on Valentine’s Day? Crowded, overpriced restaurants and long waits for your food surrounded by couples acting all gross? Well fret no more. Don’t you worry about a thing. As they are prone to do, Waffle House is here to save the day. Now, I’m not exactly the expert on this type of thing, so bear with me here- what kind of young lady wouldn’t want a stack of waffles, some delicious pancakes, and the 80% chance to see a ratchet ass fight? It’s basically dinner and a movie but the dinner isn’t a salad and the movie is right there, 2 booth dow on the left, where Jaqueisha just found out her mans took another woman to Valentine’s Day dinner. I don’t really know why you’d want to go anywhere else. And if your chick isn’t cool with it maybe she ain’t the one for you anyway. Or maybe that’s why I’m going to be alone forever? Hard to say.