The Rock Returns To Monday Night Raw

Sorry, Steph Curry. I know you had a big night and all. I know you put on a goddam show as if that game against the Spurs was scripted. I know you think you’re the most loved face in all of sports.

But the Most Electrifying Man In Sports Entertainment made his return last night and let the world know exactly why he has that title. Everyone else comes and goes in wrestling, but the Rock is here to stay. Doesnt matter how many years hes been out of the game out dominating the rest of the world in movies, TV and entertainment, the minute he steps back in the ring as Rocky Maivia, its instantly the best WWE event of the year. Crack some jokes, make the crowd pop, say he’s gonna shove a trombone up three asshole’ assholes, drop the elbow, then the mic, and call it a night. The Rock’s work here is done. Truly, genuinely the coolest dude of this generation.