USC Players Unhappy With Rams Moving to LA Because They're Going To Steal All Their Women

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FOX – The USC men’s basketball team isn’t happy with the Rams moving to Los Angeles.

Along with the traffic woes the NFL team will add to the already clogged city, there’s a concern the Rams will “take all my girls.”

This comes from Malik Martin (a sophomore forward) and Chimezie Metu (a freshman forward).

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Live look at the Rams rolling into town:

Valid point raised here. All this time everyone’s been so worried about the fans of St. Louis. How much it must suck to have your team ripped away from you, to leave you with a gaping sports hole that only NFL football can fill, how Kroenke is the devil for devastating a fan base like that all to make a few bucks. But has anyone stopped to think about the USC teams? Doesn’t anyone care about their well-being? So used to being the kings of the city, having their choice of the cleat chasers and groupies. Well what’s the only thing chicks dig more than a stud D1 player? A professional football player. That’s cold hard science.

Make no mistake, this is a multi-victim crime.

#PrayForTheUSCAthletes