I Don't Hate The Concept Of Jerk Off Booths In the Streets of NY

Dailynews - A sex toy company trying to get a rise out of New Yorkers erected a head-turning promotional ploy on Fifth Ave. Hot Octopuss unveiled what it called a “GuyFi” booth on 28th St. and 5th Ave. where men could, in theory, go to “relieve stress” mid-workday. The masturbation-themed marketing scheme was inspired by a Time Out survey, which concluded that 39% of the New York men questioned admitted to masturbating while at work. The booth was created to “take this habit out of the office and into a more suitable environment designed to give the busy Manhattan man the privacy, and the high-speed Internet connection, he deserves,” Octopuss said in a press release.

See who said NY would be all bad? Honestly I kinda like this idea.  I mean as long as I knew this thing was being professionally cleaned I’d use it. Nothing worse than when you want to jerk off and can’t. You can’t get anything done. You can’t concentrate. You can’t think. You just need to beat off and get on with your day. I bet if companies had safe places for guys to jerk off theirproductivity would increase 111%. The problem is cleaning it. Nobody wants to jerk off in a cum stained room. If you can figure out how to quickly and efficiently and confidently clean it I’d invest. Jerking off is recession proof. That’s a fact. “Hi I’m Dave Portnoy.  I’m not only the President of the Cum Booth…I’m a client”