Bills Mafia No Longer Just Breaking Tables, Hires First Ever Female NFL Coach

First of all, not to steal Kathryn Smith’s shine here but that’s an A+ headline by me. That’s why you don’t go to Journalism school and try to skate by on basic literacy, hoping that one time will roll around when you can nail a headline and make people think you actually know what you’re doing. As for the hire, couldn’t be prouder of my honorary football team. That’s how you lead the pack, that’s how you stay ahead of the times, that’s how you make changes in this world. You want to call the city of Buffalo and the Buffalo Bills heros? Be my guest, they deserve it today. Good luck Kathryn, especially with the unbelievably awkward situation of knowing your boss would fuck your feet in a cocaine heartbeat given the opportunity.

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How about Barbie coming in out of the clouds. Get the fuck out of here Barbie. Guarantee she and Ken are front running 90’s Cowboy fans.