Watch Out For This Guy In a Canadian Tuxedo Flashing Everyone On The Metro

DCist - Metro Transit Police this afternoon released a photo of a person of interest in an investigation into an indecent exposure incident. The incident happened on early Saturday morning, when a man allegedly exposed himself on a Green Line train to a woman, Metro spokesperson Dan Stessel told the Post. Stessel also said that police have reason to believe that this isn’t the first time the man has flashed someone on the Green Line. According to the release, the individual is known to use the Green Line, and may enter and exit via Greenbelt Station. There is not currently a warrant out for his arrest. Police urge anyone with information to call 202-962-2121 and reference case #2016-00651. Tips also can be sent via text message to “MyMTPD” (696873).

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Just a friendly PSA from yours truly to all you busy bees buzzing around DC on the Green Line, we have a Bruno Mars/Russel Wilson lookalike yanking his crank out of his beautiful denim tuxedo. Problem is, what can ya do? You’re on the Green Line. Can’t very well catch every weirdly colored man who starts flashing his dick piece around on the Green Line. Luckily, there’s one thing I do know about this guy- Denim Guys stay Denim Guys. Once you commit to that look, you don’t change and start wearing normal clothes. Guys like him are attracted to denim on denim on denim and there’s nothing they can do about it. Literally get the shakes if they aren’t decked out in all denim errything. So I’m sure they’ll find this guy and his weird cock soon enough.