"Tom Brady - The GOAT" May Be The Best Movie In The History of Film And Is Deservedly Picking Up Some Late Oscar Buzz

I’m just kidding, it’s not picking up Oscar buzz. They never give Oscars to these types of movies, the ones like San Andreas or Fast and the Furious or The GOAT. They’re all deemed to unrealistic and fantastical because of massive earthquakes, cars jumping building to building, or 6th round picks going to 10 conference championships in 15 years and on his way to a 7th Super Bowl. The Academy, those snooty, racist, pricks don’t like movies like this. But I do. I love them more than anything in the world. Movies with unbelievable stories with scenes and characters that could never possibly exist in real life, those are my favorite.

One thing I’m pretty sure of, though, is that we’ve posted a similar video before? It was definitely before the Seahawks Super Bowl, however. So I think this is a sequel. In which case it should certainly be called Tom Brady – The Shadow Lion. Studio missed big on the title.