I Have Zero Idea How This Comedy Show Heckler Didn't Get The Piss Beaten Out Of Her

TMZ – Sources at The Laughing Derby in Louisville, KY tell TMZ … Griffin had nearly finished his set when he finally addressed a woman in the front row who’d been heckling him all night. We’re told she refused to leave despite pleas from the audience and multiple warnings from the club owner that cops were on the way.

We’ve found her, ladies and gentleman. We’ve found the most annoying bitch in the world. Anyone who heckles at a comedy club is a certified loser. Anyone who would stop the show, stand in front of the stage, hit the comedian, and refuse to leave is first ballot HOF asshole of epic proportions. Just as most people wouldn’t have a problem with people steamrolling over protesters who block traffic, I’m sure nobody would’ve batted an eye if the comedian used his microphone like a Medieval Mase and old-man-one-arm Braveheart’d her head into hell. Same goes for anyone in the audience who wanted to pounce on her face. They all paid good money and she’s solely ruining the night for everyone. Take her out her pins and go on with the show.

Comedy shows, man. I don’t think this was an open-mic cause the guy is from Workaholics, but it’s obviously not at freaking Gotham. Most of these shows are civilized and an overall good time filled with great or at least budding talent. But you do sometimes get your nuts at these things along with the tools on stage and in the audience. I’ve spent way to much time down the stand up comedy rabbit hole to understand that you gotta enjoy the good, but LOVE the bad and awkward. Example: One of my favorite amateur night clips of all-time, “BICEPS: Lord Of The Cringe”. Hilarious. This heckling bitch is just lucky she didn’t