El Chapo's Downfall Was Because Of A Big Order Of Tacos - Daily Mail

KFC 1/18/2016 3:20 PM

Gawker – Mexican authorities were already closing in on Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán when a “big order of tacos” confirmed they were looking in the right place, according to a post-mortem published this weekend in the New York Times. Authorities focused their search on the town of Los Mochis, where El Chapo was ultimately captured, after trailing one of the chief tunnel diggers from the drug lord’s escape out of maximum security. That man led them to a home which was under serious construction, and according to the Times, wiretaps indicated that a VIP, referred to only by the codenames “Grandma” and “Aunt,” was on the way. Still, despite the mounting evidence, it was the tacos that ultimately led authorities to initiate the raid. Via the Times: The final bit of evidence was a food order, Mexican officials said. Just two blocks away, a big order of tacos was picked up after midnight on Jan. 8 by a man driving a white van, like the one believed to be driven by Mr. Guzmán’s associates, witnesses said.

The late night food craving can be anyone’s downfall. Whether you’re just a regular guy or the most notorious drug lord on the planet. Once its midnight and you’re a little drunk or a little stoned you’re getting your food come hell or high water. You could be shitfaced trying to make it to the McDonalds drive thru or staring at your Dominos Pizza Tracker delivery or sending out your drug trafficking henchmen to pick up a big order of tacos. Doesnt matter. I’m sure El Chapo’s men were like “Boss dont you think its a bad idea to have or tacos delivered right to the compound?” and El Chapo probably had them murdered on the spot like “Shut the fuck up! I need my tacos!” It just proves all men are mere mortals and cant resist temptation. Be it pussy, or late night tacos, eventually all empires crumble because of tacos.

And Sean Penn. That was really dumb, Chapo.

We also got no Groundhog for Groundhog Day, ISIS chopping all their salaries in half, George Bush selling monkey parts on eBay, and new childrens book about George Washington’s slaves not going over so well. Plug in juice up.