Elon Musk Tries To Land His SpaceX Rocket And It Blows The Fuck Up

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Fail. Or as the kids would say, epic fail. Nice try bud. Serious question, has Elon Musk ever done anything in his life? What has he done that was actually successful? I swear every time his name comes up in the news it’s because he crashed another one of his toy rockets.  And this is the guy everyone is calling the real life Iron Man? The real life Tony Stark? I fucking doubt it. I don’t remember the part in any Iron Man movie where Tony Stark failed over and over and over again then tweeted about. Although I only saw the first one so I’m open to being wrong about that. All I’m saying is we need to set the Iron Man bar a little higher. Tony Stark would’ve landed that rocket with one hand while the other hand was up a super model’s skirt. So what if the landing pad for the rocket was out at sea and was being rocked by giant waves? Rule #76, Elon. I played enough Flight Simulator on the computer as a kid that I bet I could land it in one shot.