Did Phil Simms Fart On Live Television Yesterday?

That’s what happened right? Phil Simms farted on live television coming out of commercial break. I know it sounds fake or like it was happening in the room that the person was filming in but these are two different videos of it and i’ve seen about a dozen more times, all the same. The fart came from CBS, and if it came from CBS Phil Simms has to be the main culprit. Just absolutely lost it in every way possible these days. I actually used to love the Nantz/Simms broadcast but it’s a shell of its former self now. It goes 1. Collinsworth/Michaels 2. Buck/Aikman Distant 3rd Simms/Nantz. Simms is lost and Nantz would rather be announcing golf. Not saying it’s over but when you start capturing farts on live television and that’s the most memorable moment from the broadcast booth, the end isn’t too far away. It’s like when a person has a heart attack and loses control of their bowels. The Simms/Nantz booth is on its way out so farts are no longer contained.

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All around F- performance from CBS this weekend. The weird zoomed in angle from the Patriots/Chiefs game was driving me nuts, kept looking for Madden settings to zoom out. And the only guy who may be worse than Phil Simms at this point is Dan Fouts. Ian Eagle deserved better.