I Think I'm Part Of The Hottest Couple In New England

I’m super tired. I’m hungover. But I guess me and bae are the it couple in New England right now? Kinda sweet being the Brangelina of the northeast but please give us our space. There are only so many selfies I can take where I look fat, pale and gross.

PS – Pam, I know you want more details but I gotta play this thing aloof and wait 2 days ( 3 is absurd) before I follow up