Tom Brady Isn't The GOAT, He's The Shadow Lion

I don’t know WHAT that just was about but it was somehow both the most calming and the most electrifying thing I’ve ever seen. It’s set to music that you rake zen gardens to, and spoken like a yoga instructor, yet it’s got me more amped than any pump-up video I’ve ever seen. The shadow lion. The fucking SHADOW LION: a being that is it’s true, psycho self out when he’s out on the football field and doesn’t have to pretend to be tame. That’s my quarterback. A meditating, balanced, beast. And I think we can all agree to say FUCK the “GOAT” acronym, that always sounded so stupid, Brady is the goddamn shadow lion. He’s the lion snake. There’s never been anything like him before and there’s never going to be anything like him ever again. Shadow lion. Shadow lion. Shadow lion. I’m never going to stop saying it. Shadow lion.