Bart Hubbuch Fired Up His Patriots Troll Machine Because That's What Bored NY Sports Writers Do During The Playoffs

I know I shouldn’t be blogging this (“then why are you blah blah blah?” BECAUSE I CAN!). I know this is what Hubbuch does, but it really gets my goat, ya know? Trolling used to be an activity that was done exclusively by loser teenagers pretending to do their homework, but it’s gone mainstream and people literally make their name off it. It’s so pathetic. That’s how Bart Hubbuch is known: as a Patriots troll. Not a New York Post writer, not an NFL reporter, a troll. A fucking old dude with a kid with a bowl cut is professionally known as a troll. Does it get sadder than that? Don’t worry, I’ll answer for you: it does not.

But whenever anything happens with the Patriots Hubbuch jumps at his keyboard to snatch up some attention. “If I was a Foxboro resident I’d be furious that Foxboro police didn’t call in the national guard and attorney general to handle a guy who had a bad reaction to gas station drugs and sought help! If they’ll cover this up, just think how many Aaron Hernandez murders they covered up with the help of Bill Belichick!” Get the fuck out of here. I’ve been helped by the cops before when I was stumbling around all fucked up in college and all I was, was an idiot white (major key) kid. Did the fact that Chandler Jones is a Patriot play a part? Sure, probably. But police use judgement and if a guy isn’t hurting anyone, isn’t causing a scene and is polite then it’s usually not a big deal (again, white, important). To infer that cops covered up fucking murders and shit, none of which took place in Foxboro, simply because they didn’t start a federal case out of some synthetic weed is gross. But do your thing, Hubbuch. Got your name out their again on the back of the Patriots. Keep bottom-feeding and cashing those checks, my man.